英語小笑話及翻譯分享！冷笑話，是指笑話本身因為無聊、諧音字、翻譯、或省去主語、不同邏輯、斷語或特殊內容等問題，或由于表演者語氣或表情等原因，導致一個笑話不能達到好笑的目的，較難引人發笑而成冷場，不過并不代表笑話本身沉悶，這也是幽默的一種表現。小編整理了有關英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

1、有關英語小笑話帶翻譯

絕配

A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters tried to match the shade，but none came close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.

一位富婆為擁有一只珍貴的古玩花瓶而深感驕傲，以至于她竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調出這個底色，但是誰也沒有能令那位怪癖的婦女滿意。

Eventually, a painter approached who was confident he could mix the proper color. The woman was pleased with the result, and the painter became famous.

較后來了位油漆匠。他非常自信能調出那種顏色。那婦女對他的成果非常滿意，油漆匠于是一舉成名。

Years later,he retired and turned the business over to his son. "Dad，”said the son，"there’s something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?”

多年以后，他退休了，生意也交給兒子。“爸，”兒子說，“有件事我得弄清楚，您是怎樣使墻的顏色與花瓶配得那么絕的?”

"Son，”the father replied，“I painted the vase."

“兒子，”父親回答說，“我漆了花瓶。”

2、有關英語小笑話帶翻譯

知識藥片

A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.

在一個較為高級的人類社會中，已經能夠將許多基礎知識融入藥片中。

A student，needing some learning，goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills is available. The pharmacist says，“Here's a pill for English literature.”The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!

一個需要些知識的學生到藥房詢問是否有某些知識的藥片。藥劑師說:“這兒是一片英國文學藥片。”那學生吞下了藥片，于是就擁有了英國文學的知識。

"What else do you haves "asks the student.

“你還有什么別的嗎?”學生問。

"Well，I have pills for art history，biology，and world history.”replies the pharmacist.

“當然，還有藝術史、生物和世界歷史的，”藥劑師回答。

The student asks for these，and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects.

那學生要了這些藥片，吞下后又擁有了有關這些學科的新知識。

The student asks，“Do you have a pill for math?”

接著那學生問:“有數學藥片嗎?”

The pharmacist says,"Wait just a moment"，and goes back into the storeroom and brings back a whopper of a pill and plunks it on the counter.

藥劑師說:“稍等片刻”，便回倉庫拿來了一片特大的藥片扔在拒臺上。

“I have to take that huge pill for math?”inquires the student.

“我要吃這么大一塊數學藥片嗎?”學生問。

The pharmacist replied，"Well，you know-math always was a little hard to swallow.”

藥劑師答道:“這個嘛，你知道的—數學總沒那么容易生吞活咽。”

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